I am egotistical and narcissistic beyond any reprieve.
My superiority complex is better then everyone else's and I'm the best thing since soap on a rope and sliced bread.
People say it's lonely at the top- but I say it's comforting looking down at everyone under me.
If my ego were food I could feed a third world country three hot meals a day.
For five years.
I have a healthy sense of humor about myself and I hope it is reflected noticeably here.
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